Confirming stereotypes

Today, as we were walking the dog, the hubs looked at me and said, "Guess what?"

"I don't know. What?" I responded.

"I weighed myself for the first time since before we started our Daniel diet. I guess the fruits and veggies really cleansed the ol' colon. I went from 200 lbs to 188."

"Seriously? The only weight loss benefit I got from our temporary diet is that the shorts that were definitely too tight now sort of fit."

Groan.

(This is our fridge the night of day five. That organic peanut butter - Maranatha organic peanut butter with a hint of sea salt - was worth every penny.)